- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

what do u call a black man a black man

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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