Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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