- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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