What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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