A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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