- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Harry Chappell raped someone

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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