- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

An English man walks into a pub.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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