- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Poop swing

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

a horse nibbled a baby

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

the love boat

like most people my age. im 27

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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