Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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donald................duck for president

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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