"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where's my tractor?

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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