Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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