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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

thomas!!!!

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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