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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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