- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A man makes a sandwich.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How old are you? 20

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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