- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

bees knees

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

brainfart

hit the thumbs down button

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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