- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

whats brown and sticky? shit

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

HURT

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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