A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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