- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Womens Rights.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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