Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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