A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

whats 69+2? 71

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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