A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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