Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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I'm sn otter

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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