What's 6 + 9? 15.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Hello Braydon

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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