what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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PSN IS UP

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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