- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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