Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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boobs.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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