- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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