What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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what happens every day? People die

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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The MLS

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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