What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Your grandma's cookies.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Cripples are lame.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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