- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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