Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What's up brah brah

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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