What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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