The jets are a good team..

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

woman's rights

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

identical jokes get different votes.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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