- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

u jelly?

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

men, men like men= men+bed

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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