what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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