What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Knock knock What?

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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I told you it would happen

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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