Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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hi bye

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

you lose.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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