- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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