- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Women's Rights

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

guess what chicken butt

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

kcuf read it backwards

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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