A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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whats a willy? -brock

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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