A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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