- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

brian mcgee is gay!

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why did the

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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