- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Fart

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??