- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

bryden is a faggot

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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