getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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