what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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a man said hi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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