- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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