Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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