What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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