Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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A Fat Kenyan

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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There's my tractor.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Jews

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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