What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Women's rights

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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brainfart

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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hit the thumbs down button

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There's my tractor.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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... Chan chan

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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