What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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oooh look a banshee

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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