You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Cows are land manatees.

drugs.

Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Samraj.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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