- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

My tractor broke down.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

men's rights.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

A man buys a prius

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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