- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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