What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

... Chan chan

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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