- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Whats red and dirty? Her period

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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