Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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