I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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