Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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