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josh roberts got the d in geog

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's circular and round A circle

Anti Joke

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